Imma up this from comments: /// Personally, I’m looking forward to the performative turn in official memoirs: “I knew that experimenting on imprisoned twins involved a risk for myself and my family, but I was faced with a perilous choice: either operate without anesthesia on the twins to assure the president of my loyalty, or refuse, be fired, and be replaced by one of the ambitious enablers waiting in the wings, who were bent on sparking a nuclear apocalypse. The choice was clear. I’ll carry the twins’ cries to my grave — a burden that I and I alone will bear. But I’ll rest easy knowing that I played a small but crucial part in preserving our institutions and preventing that madman from drawing the final curtain on civilization.” ///