Doctors who 1) tell you what you just said can’t be real, 2) tell you how long they’ve been practicing, 3) tell you to see a specialist after you just said you saw one, 4) mangle and misstate what you just described, 5) do sloppy physical exams, 6) tell you that your decades of experience are just placebo effect, 7) conclude where you started, and 8) want to know why you want to understand things.