This image has been making the rounds on social media, so I thought I’d help it do the same IRL by making a convenient PDF. Just download it, print out a dozen copies, toss them in your bag, and leave them under the windshield wipers on Teslas. You too can do antifa!
(I’ve added the text below so people can adapt it as they see fit — for example, in countries outside the US where alternatives are different.)
SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWASTICAR
We know—you didn’t sign up for this.
Once upon a time, Teslas were cool. They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a better world. No one could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.
But don’t worry—there’s still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder than Twitter.
HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THAN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:
✅ Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana, CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
✅ Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and LeaseTrader help you hand off your lease to someone who hasn’t read the news lately.
✅ Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you’re getting into a different EV.
BETTER EV OPTIONS (THAT WON’T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET):
🚗 Hyundai loniq 5 & 6 — Stylish, fast charging, and won’t make people side-eye you.
🛻. Rivian R1S & R1T — For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
🚔 Polestar 2 & 3 — Scandinavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
🏷️ Ford Mustang Mach-E — Classic name, modern tech, no weird billionaire cult.
Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets ‘great point’ at white nationalists.
You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It’s not your fault. But now, the best move is to leave it in the past-before the only buyers left are alt-right influencers and guys who say “actually, free speech” every 10 minutes.