HEADLINE: “Equifax to Pay Largest-Ever Fine for Data Breach”

4.39/person. That’s probably in the ballpark of what those records are worth on the market, but it definitely isn’t enough to convince Equifax to beef up its security. And compensation for those affected? LOLZ. This seems like an opening for some sharp Democratic candidate to announce a policy: fines big enough to force real change. So when you’re thinking about who to support, ask yourself: Has this candidate said anything along these lines? I’m pretty sure the only one who’s come at all close is Warren, but if you know better I’m all ears.