In “The Indicative Vote of Oliver Letwin,” John Bercow describes ‘a certain British Encyclopedia,’ the Global Emporium of Things Theresa May Can Ignore, in which it is written that brexits are divided into:
- those that are a sovereign right
- appearing on the side of a bus
- those forbidden to crash out with no deal
- embalmed ones (a/k/a ‘Little England’)
- deserving of a special place in Hell
- those caused by Russian meddling
- Labour brexits
- trembling in the face of Project Fear
- those whose details can be sorted out in Malthouse
- leading to World War III
- those with hard lines
- those that can be postponed infinitely
- soft ones
- the biggest stitch-up since the Bayeux Tapestry
- those that are themselves
- turning Kent into a parking lot
- those that accept only highly skilled immigrants
- threatening the Good Friday Agreement
- imposed by meddling Eurocrats