
The guy needs to be flayed and plasticized — the only question is in what pose. For inspo, we could look to the humiliating mutilations mentioned in some similarly transgressive-y pop phenomenon, say, Game of Thrones or Narcos; and for a setting I’m sure we can find some suitably peaceful place, like a Superfund site. There’s no reason any of this should bother his ‘loved ones,’ right? And we can charge the cost of all this to his estate, which shouldn’t object to paying such a small sum to suitably inter him.
(If you enjoyed this post, you can tip me by admitting that — when you peel away a few layers, so to speak — you’re really as “bloody-minded” as I am. Personally, I think of this kind of thing as a form of restorative justice.)